Hot weather

I don't mind the sun, I don't mind being hot, I just hate sweating and feeling dirty. I like clean and fresh, so sue me, I am complaining about the hot weather. If it was cool to walk around in nothing but a thong and bikini top everywhere, I'd have less to complain about, as it is, I'm fed up of having to wear clothes. What I'm really trying to say is I would totally be a nudist. What country do nudists live in?