Funniest thing I’ve ever heard at uni….
"I hear my flatmates having sex a lot,
I can tell that none of them are as good at it as I am.
I'm pretty fucking good."
And here he pauses and seems to inwardly wonder
perhaps what I am wondering too,
and his friend turns to him and answers
"If you're so fucking good,
why are they fucking and not you?"
"Gotta get someone into bed for them to know,
and that's the hardest part of the night."
They both exchange a childish look and laugh